TOM HANKS: One year almost to the day between losing your fiancé and starting to seriously date his dentist. TOM HANKS: So that’s four-and-a-half years, minus one year, minus nine months, minus three months, minus eighteen months. TOM HANKS: Because you were all still so sad about how dead I was. HELEN HUNT: Because we were all still so sad – Which I imagine you wouldn’t have, for obvious reasons. TOM HANKS: Right, because it takes a little while to plan a wedding, even if you’re not planning something super elaborate. You guys dated for what, six months, a year, before you got married? Counting backwards of four and a half years, that’s one year for the baby, nine months plus three – give or take – of trying to conceive and being pregnant. I disappear the day after we get engaged. TOM HANKS: Like, you could have pulled a random member of the crowd aside and asked them to give me the message. Because I understand if it was too painful for you to tell me yourself, but you could have found a neutral third party to break it to me. TOM HANKS: You could have had literally anyone else tell me that news, and it would have been better. Also, in case you ever find yourself in a similar position in the future, it was a little bit chilly to choose your new husband to tell me that you’d gotten married. And I already said I understand that you had to move on, but you were pretty serious on selling me that you kept all these charts of where my plane went down and how obsessed you were about it, and how long your friends had to tell you to move on before you married my dentist. TOM HANKS: I was gone for four and a half years. HELEN HUNT: Why the sudden interest in math? I’ll be generous and say it took just three months. You guys aren’t exactly young parents, so it probably took you a little while to get pregnant. TOM HANKS: Okay, so that’s a year, give or take. TOM HANKS: I figured, because there was that one scene where we see Chris fucking Noth feeding her baby food and she’s sitting up unsupported in a high chair and if she’s already on solid foods and grasping and holding herself up unassisted, she was probably at least eight or nine months old. TOM HANKS’ CHARACTER: So your daughter, Katie, is like…one year old, right? You remember Cast Away, I’m not going to explain it to you. He’s on the phone with HELEN HUNT, is the point. TOM HANKS is in a building or wherever, I don’t care.
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